Next thing you know she starts pointing her finger at Lisa and Eileen and then EILEEN comes to life and tells Kim not to point her finger at her. But, what do I know, I’m not a pharmacist. Honestly, Kim comes to life for the first time in about 3 seasons and I don’t really think it’s because she’s on anything. Next thing you know Kim says that Lisa did get all in her business and she should stay out of it. She kinda of looks at Kim when she says this and Kim looks away. Lisa Rinna explains that he sister died of a drug overdose when she was only 6 years old (Lisa, not the sister) and that’s why she gets freaked out about over drinking and drugging. This is the beginning of the one of the best scenes in Housewives history since the table flip. But maybe that’s just my seating plan.Īfter the Big Y tells everyone around the table that her daughter got busted with a DUI recently, Lisa Rinna starts to tear up and everyone wants to know why. I’d want Rinna across from me, Davidson to my left, Vanderpump to my right and Yolanda standing behind me with her arms around my shoulders and depositing large sums of money directly into my wallet. I’m not saying she’s under the influence of anything, I just mean she looks pissed that she’s sitting across from Rinna. As they make their way to the fancy-pants restaurant you can tell that Kim seems off. They’re all beautiful and look totally not shocked at all times. Later Yolander rounds up all the girls so they can walk around Holland in the rain and scare the commoners with their facia brutas. And she’s not really afraid to say it, which is a nice change of pace around here because finally Lisa Rinna has someone she can talk “drug addiction” to besides the camera man and, most likely, Twitter. She looks like she’s genuinely disgusted by Kim “Did That Witch From Witch Mountain Spike Your Crystal Pepsi” Richards. She fills in Vanderslush and Davidsauce about the plane ride from hell and Eileen is already over it. Rinna-Claus is still talking to anyone who will listen about the fact she thinks that Kim is an addict and may or may not be currently sauced to the max. Per usual, Lisa Rinna is a breath of fresh air and, if my hunch is right, smells like a mix of coconuts and crisp dollar bills (plus Wintergreen Lifesavers). No one is more excited to experience some of their sanity than Lisa Rinna. You know the one.įinally Lisa Vandersloot and Eileen “She’s Getting Better Each Episode” Davidson meet up with the rest of the gang. She’s basically a mix between the Joker and Seamus Levine from Family Guy.
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I’m pretty sure I saw people in Holland running away from Brandi in horror and telling reporters that they swore they heard her say “Why So Serious?” In case that wasn’t clear, she’s the God-damn Joker (with sticks for legs).
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Anygarb, this week we continue on with Yolander’s childhood tour in which she can show the girls two things: (1) How to grow and squeeze fresh lemons from your ‘gentlemen greeter’ and (2) What real faces of women are supposed to look like. Was anyone else as psyched as me to get to this episode finally?! If you answered “yes” then I look forward to seeing you in the losers meeting this coming Friday.